I'm not advocating guns but this is a great comeback...
a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster
and a US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation:
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you
going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline
before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent
Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are
The radio went silent and the interview ended.