Well, on my Travels (tm) during my TIME OFF (tm) I have stopped in to the MBFNW (tm) to visit MOTHER NATURE (tm) and her FAMILY (tm). I have picked up on a number of MBFNWISMS (tm) I thought I would share with you. ENJOY (tm).
Anytime is BEER O'CLOCK (tm), whether it be 2:30 am when you arrive in MBFNW (tm), 5:30 am when you GET UP FOR WORK (tm), 10:00 am when you are CALLED FOR BREAKFAST (tm), 1:00 pm when you arrive at the Local Cricket Match, 6:00 when you get home from said Cricket Match or any other time during the Day (tm).
Thongs (tm) (yes the RUBBER FEET KIND (tm)) are COMMUNAL (tm). For example, a Family of six can survive on two pairs of THONGS (tm). It is all just a matter of TIMING (tm).
CRICKET BOXES (tm) are also COMMUNAL (tm). One whole Cricket Team can use one CRICKET BOX (tm) for an entire Match (Yes, BOTH Teams). The only point you need to remember when doing this is to wear TWO PAIRS OF JOCKS (tm) as sharing BALL SWEAT (tm) is FROWNED UPON (tm).
/me is glad he hasn't played Cricket for many years (tm)!
Upon my arrival in MBFNW (tm), I was given the COOKS TOUR (tm) of CASTLE De MOTHER NATURE (tm) and shown where the FACILITIES (tm) were. The ENSUITE (tm) to the MASTER BEDROOM (tm) also serves as the FACILITY (tm) of the WHOLE HOUSE (tm) consisting of an ASBESTOS ROOM (tm) with intergral SHOWER AND TOILET (tm) with NO CURTAINS (tm).
POTHOLES AND DUST (tm) are one of the MAJOR INDUSTIRES (tm) of MBFNW (tm) as they are RAMPANT (tm) in the district. Strider, you AINT NEVER (tm) coming to MBFNW (tm).
/me will need to give XR6 a THOROUGH GOING OVER (tm) with MEGUIARS PRODUCTS (tm) upon return to the BIG SMOKE (tm).
MBFNW CUISINE (tm) is LEGENDARY (tm) throughout the land. If it can be DEEP FRIED (tm) it WILL BE (tm). JR, you my friend are MISSING OUT (tm)!
Tomorrow involves a day at the MBFNW BOWLES CLUB (tm) to watch FATHER NATURE (tm) play LAWN BOWLES (tm). We have already been informed we can't do the MEXICAN WAVE (tm). Given time, I am sure we will COME UP WITH SOMETHING (tm).
Well, that is about all I can come up with at the moment.
/me wonders what BATHURSTISMS (tm) next week will bring when I catch upwith DONUT KING (tm).
Oh, and there is one MBFNW TOWN GOTH (tm) and apparently it is me.