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Interesting Statistics..

Number of physicians in the US: 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000.
Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)

Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000.
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups): 1,500.
Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

"FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one Doctor."

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.
As a Public Health Measure, I have withheld the statistics on Lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid.

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where is the intentional death statistics?? are doctors still higher there??

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where is the intentional death statistics?? are doctors still higher there??

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My Dad is a doctor and i take offense to that comment!!!!

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What a shocker! hehe

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As a Public Health Measure, I have withheld the statistics on Lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid.
FM, how little you know!

Lawyers are a risk to your pocket, not your health. The only way they can kill you is by bleeding you dry, which is not in their nature as they want you to stay alive so they can keep bleeding you at a sub-fatal rate. This is why they are often called leeches.

Another difference between lawyers and doctors is that doctors can't shag their patients but stealing from them isn't so bad, whereas lawyers mustn't (well, shouldn't, anyway) steal from their clients but they can shag them. Shagging clients is not to be confused with metaphorically screwing them.
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