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Old 09-03-2004, 04:38   #1 (permalink)
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International talk like a pirate day

September 19 is international talk like a pirate day, so join the fun me heartys, yarr

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
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hell, I do that every day!
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ROFL oh god, I think I might just do it. Shiver me timbers, get ta work you scoundrels yarrrr
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yarrr ye got to be kidding!!
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lol read the pickup lines under the how to section
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Don't be forget'in the translator ye skurvey dogs: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html
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Re: International talk like a pirate day

For those who couldn't be bothered....

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin, Im 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is

1. Prepare to be boarded.
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Re: International talk like a pirate day

The lyrics to this popular pirate tune have always been unsettling to me as well. For one thing, there is no way that sixteen pirate asses could fit on a dead man's chest. The seating space, even for a very large chest and very small asses would accomodate only four ... maybe five. But let's say that the pirates are standing on the chest. With a one-footed group stand while they held other pirates on their shoulder, you could conceivably get sixteen pirates stacked on the man's chest. This would explain him being dead. The bottle of rum might have lead to the man saying, "Hey, you sixteen pirates! I bet you can't all stand on my chest at once!" The answer to, "what gives?" would be, "Clearly, his sternum."
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I was gonna say that I'm gonna have sooo much fun at work that day! But it's a fooking Sunday! Argh!!!
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hahaha I'm gonna have a ball with this one!

Best pirate pick up line?

Arrrrr, is there a map to yer backside? 'cause I see a marvelous booty under there!
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