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Old 02-24-2003, 17:40   #1 (permalink)
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Iraqi TV guide

MONDAYS
8.00 - Husseinfeld
8.30 - Mad about Everything
9.00 - Suddenly Sanctions
9.30 - Everybody loves Saddam
10.00 - Allah McBeal

Tuesdays
8.00 - Wheel of terror and fortune
8.30 - Buffy the yankee Imperialist dog slayer
9.00 - Women are forbidden from saying the darndest things
9.30 - The price is right if Saddam says It's Right

Wednesday
8.00- Goodnight America (UK)
8.30 - Third rock from Iraq
9.00 - Two Guys, a girl and a pitta bread

Thursday
8.00 - Lifestyle of the dirty, poor and dusty
8.30 - West wing ER
9.00 - Veilwatch
9.30 - Who wants to be a Martyr
10.00 - Veronica's closet full of long black shapeless dresses and veils

Friday
8.00 - Judge Laden
8.30 - My two Bagdads
9.00 - Achmed's Creek
9.30 - No witness news
10.00 - Wild wild mid east
10.30 - I dream of Jihad
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Old 02-24-2003, 19:56   #3 (permalink)
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Hehehehehe...:)
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Old 02-24-2003, 21:21   #4 (permalink)
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funny, but heard it before. one mistake though, i believe Tuesday 8:00 is supposed to be "Wheel of Terror and MISfortune"
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I believe this is the original, been around for a few years.......

My favorites on Fri @ 8:30


>> THE IRAQI TV GUIDE
>>
>> MONDAY
>>
>> 8:00 Husseinfeld
>> 8:30 Mad About Everything
>> 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions
>> 9:30 Allah McBeal
>>
>> TUESDAY
>>
>> 8:00 Wheel of Misfortune
>> 8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says its Right
>> 9:00 Children are Forbidden to say the Darndest Things
>> 9:30 Iraq's Funniest Public Execution Bloopers
>>
>> WEDNESDAY
>>
>> 8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
>> 8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy
>> 9:00 Just Shoot You
>> 9:30 Veilwatch
>>
>> THURSDAY
>>
>> 8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi
>> 8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H
>> 9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses
>> 9:30 My Two Baghdads
>>
>> FRIDAY
>>
>> 8:00 Judge Saddam
>> 8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things
>> 9:00 Achmed's Creek
>> 9:30 No-witness news
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Haha!! Sone people come up with some seriously piss-funny stuff!
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Old 02-27-2003, 01:59   #7 (permalink)
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Old 02-27-2003, 09:31   #8 (permalink)
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Yeh true, i think ill just chill out.. LOL so i edited this post

Falchoon, i didnt get offended coz why should I, im not Iraq'i or middle eastern, i just thought some people who are would of got offended... if you talk about Aussie's i would get offended LOL
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Mate loosen up , its all in j e s t , I find your username is a bit offensive in my opinion, I cop harrasment on a daily basis but being a kiwi you get that. boom boom !
Post away Falchoon I thought it was funny, but by no means did I think it implied that all iraqis are terrorists as Im sure most ppl did.
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Old 02-27-2003, 14:38   #10 (permalink)
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Sorry if it offended you PERVERT, it was meant as fun, most other people seemed to see it that way. I can dig up plenty of jokes poking fun at Aussies if it will make you feel better.
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