It's a miracle!
The blind man, deaf man and the lame man went on a
pilgrimage to a healing spring
The blind man washed his eyes with water from the spring
and exclaimed "I can see! I can see!"
The deaf man washed his ears with the spring water and
exclaimed "I can hear! I can hear!'
The lame guy drove his wheelchair into the water and
exclaimed "I got new tires!"
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.