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It's a miracle!

The blind man, deaf man and the lame man went on a
pilgrimage to a healing spring

The blind man washed his eyes with water from the spring
and exclaimed "I can see! I can see!"

The deaf man washed his ears with the spring water and
exclaimed "I can hear! I can hear!'

The lame guy drove his wheelchair into the water and
exclaimed "I got new tires!"

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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