The Flying Haggis
We have three or four tracks within an hours drive from here. It started this last Saturday. Pretty early, I didn't go because of a Bad cold.
As a Spectator, only a Hockey game gives you more excitment for you Dollar.
I was gonna dress my car up in Hot Pink, and call it Ruby's cube!
Put stuff on the corners like "Dont touch me here!" and "Kiss this" on the Trunk, etc etc.
I was gonna paint my suit up, like a Pink gown, wear a big Red Wig on my Helmut, big bright Red Lips on my Tear off's, and call myself "Ravising Ruby"
I wanted the Crowd to remember me so I'd get a bigger share of the Show up money.
Somehow in my middle years, the work was demanding, travelling a lot, and the dream of "Ravishing Ruby" got away from me.
That's why I say to the Young guys, GO DO IT!