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Old 03-08-2003, 23:27   #1 (permalink)
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Japanese Room Service

Breakfast Anyone?

A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Japan, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.....

(Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this)

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-sevice"

Room Service: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: "What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,scrambled please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine"

Room Service: "Hokay. An San tos?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "San tos. July San tos?"

Guest: "I don't think so"

Room Service: "No? Judo one toes??"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

Room Service: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

Guest: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We bother?"

Guest: "No..just put the bother on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?"

Guest: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

Room Service: "Copy?"

Guest: "Sorry?"

Room Service: "Copy...tea...mill?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
and copy....rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say"

Room Service: "Tendjewberrymud"

Guest: "You're welcome"
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Sounded like one of my Uni Lectures, spent half the semester trying to work out what the term "DIRTA" means in mathematics!

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