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Jesus is watching you! (humour)

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?" Clarence," said the bird. That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said,
"The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus."

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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hahahah yeah ive heard a similar one to that one before...

Where do u source all your material from Falchoon?

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I could tell you but I would have to kill you...

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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