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Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash
the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar,
drinking a beer and talking about the current cow prices.

Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
that she is in real distress. One of the cowboys looks at
her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes
her head. The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the
back of her dress, yanks down her panties and slowly runs
his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her
back. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and
takes a drink from his beer.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick
maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it before.":s6:

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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and you know whats bad, i had a full mental movie running while I read that joke!
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