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Woman goes to her doctor and says, " I have a lot of discharge doctor "
Doctor says " Slip your pants off and lay on the bed please. "
He then twangs on his latex gloves and duly inserts 3 fingers in her vagina.
" How does that feel? " he asks.
"****ing lovely doctor " she replied " but the discharge is in my ear!!"
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This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way back home, I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my Ford pickup and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy". "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought a few seconds and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got? -----

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