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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-02-02, 03:38 AM Thread Starter
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Two accoutancy students were walking across campus when one said "Where did you get such a great bike?"
"The second student replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first accountant nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted."

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Aaaaaarghh! You have a women's hands!!
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-03-02, 04:06 AM
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So there was two bikes??

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Originally posted by ebxr8240
So there was two bikes??
no there was one bike and one woman. He had the choice between two rides, The pushbike or the chick. He took the pushbike, dammit!

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