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Old 06-03-2002, 05:18   #1 (permalink)
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A church needs some interior & exterior painting done, so the priest asks a young local lad. After the boy willingly agrees, the priest tells him to start the following day.
The next day the boy works very hard, working all day and ends up painting the entire inside of the church.
"Nice work young lad! Here is some pocket money for you", handing him $5.
"Thank you father, your a virgin!" he replies and heads home.
The following day the priest get to the church to see the boy already at work, and after working hard all day the priest gives him another $5 for working so hard.
"Thank you father, you really are a virgin" the boy says. The priest is wondering what he means, and asks
"Son, do u know what a virgin is?"
"Yes, a tight c*nt!"
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