Sorry about the > , its from a forward but I thought it was to funny not to share.
An old lady is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She
> went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed
> husband. The instant she saw him she starts crying.
> One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this sombre
> Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest
> was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a
> suit. The undertaker apologises and explains that traditionally, they
> put the bodies in a black, but he'd see what he could arrange.
> The next day she returned to the undertakers to have one last moment
> Albert before his funeral the following day. When the undertaker pulls
> the curtain, she manages to smile through her tears as Albert is
> in a smart blue suit. She says to the undertaker "Wonderful, wonderful,
> where did you get that beautiful blue suit?" "Well, yesterday afternoon
> after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in & he was
> wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset as he had
> always wanted to be buried in a black suit," the undertaker replied. The
> wife smiled at the man.
> He continued, "After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads"
Now the proud owner of an AU xr8 220... OHHH YeAh