Joke - Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars
The Pub For General Discussion

LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 1 (permalink) Old 09-12-2002, 19:53 Thread Starter
Registered User
davocol's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Melbourne
Age: 34
Posts: 765

Sorry about the > , its from a forward but I thought it was to funny not to share.

An old lady is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She
> went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed
> husband. The instant she saw him she starts crying.
> One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this sombre
> moment.
> Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest
> Albert
> was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a
> suit. The undertaker apologises and explains that traditionally, they
> always
> put the bodies in a black, but he'd see what he could arrange.
> The next day she returned to the undertakers to have one last moment
> Albert before his funeral the following day. When the undertaker pulls
> back
> the curtain, she manages to smile through her tears as Albert is
> resplendent
> in a smart blue suit. She says to the undertaker "Wonderful, wonderful,
> but
> where did you get that beautiful blue suit?" "Well, yesterday afternoon
> after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in & he was
> wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset as he had
> always wanted to be buried in a black suit," the undertaker replied. The
> wife smiled at the man.
> He continued, "After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads"

Now the proud owner of an AU xr8 220... OHHH YeAh
davocol is offline  
Sponsored Links

  Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars > Fordforums Community > The Pub

Quick Reply

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Joke : George dubbyah TopGhia The Pub 0 09-23-2002 01:41
Drinking milk straight from a cow (joke) kinobi The Pub 5 08-15-2002 15:18
Blonde joke stretch The Pub 0 05-12-2002 04:32
nick's gourmet joke of the day 2 MrPlow2 The Pub 0 12-28-2001 05:54
The world's funniest joke? Falchoon The Pub 4 12-20-2001 02:25

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome