joke
A wise and wealthy Sultan was very frustrated with his wives as they only ever gave him daughters. In the waning years of his active life, however,one of his wives sired him a beautiful son.
The Sultan doted on his Son like nothing else. No expense was spared.
On his 6th birthday, the Sultan said to his boy, "Son, you are old enough to make decisions, what would you like for your birthday?"; "An aeroplane" came the reply. So the Sultan bought him British Airways.
On his 7th birthday the same question was asked: "Daddy, I'd like a boat", so the Sultan bought him Cunard.
By his eighth birthday, the young boy had developed a love of cartoons, and his present was Disney World.
On his 9th birthday, the boy said: "Dad, I loved Disneyworld, but can I have a Mickey Mouse outfit
this year?". So the Sultan bought him Holden.
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You wash your car like it was your firstborn child, you tend to its needs like it was your own body, you protect it like it's your family, then you drive it like you stole it.
Weapons of rice destruction
2002 Ford Falcon AU3 XR6
1985 Ford Sierra XR4i
1980 Ford Escort RS2000
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