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Old 10-23-2002, 06:26   #1 (permalink)
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was
gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

That's it! She blows her top! "You b*stard! You waltz in here, flop your
fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run
around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash
and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh no - it's started!"


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Old 10-23-2002, 16:29   #3 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2002, 16:35   #4 (permalink)
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Old 10-24-2002, 15:27   #6 (permalink)
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