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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-20-03, 05:04 AM Thread Starter
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Good Girls VS. Bad Girls

Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie.
Bad girls know they could do it better.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.

Good girls pack their toothbrush.
Bad girls pack their diaphragms.

Good girls prefer the missionary position.
Bad girls do too, but only for starters.

Good girls say, "No."
Bad girls say, "When?"

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

Good girls wax their floors.
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls wear high heels to work.
Bad girls wear high heels to bed.

i got this in an email and i thought it was funny :s6:

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i like bad girls!
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-21-03, 03:39 AM Thread Starter
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me too !

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i'll take both!
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yeah 2 is allways better than one...

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hmmmmm girls !!!!

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Heh heh.... hate to use a Holden term (i think?), but I want one!

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