came across this... thought it was funny...
A man boards a plane and finds his seat and sits down. Just then he looks up to see the most beautiful woman he's ever seen board the plane. He starts getting nervous as the woman begins to walk towards him. The final shock was that she then sat next to him.
Finally finding some courage the man asked, "You on Buisness or Vaccation?". The lady replies, "Business. I'm going to attend a seminar on nymphmania." The man can't believe his luck! Next to him was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen and she's enroute to a nymphomania seminar.
"What business do you have there?", he asks the lady. The lady replies, "I lecture on the subject." She adds, "Did you know that though people think that African American's are best 'eqquiped' whereas American Indians are infact better 'Equipped'. And that though people think French are the best lovers, the Greeks are really the best!". She suddenly stops."oops, I shouldnt be speaking like this, I dont even know your name!?"
"Tonto", the man replies. "Tonto Papadoplous".
Quiet... They are sleeping
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Last edited by Kypez; 07-11-2003 at 14:06.