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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 09-27-04, 10:34 PM Thread Starter
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Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, Jake, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and roused her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly.

"My darling Jake," she whispered.

"Hush, my love," he said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."

But she was insistent. "Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Jake. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Jake. I'm the one who backed into your Ford!"

Jake mustered a pained smile and stroked her hand. "Hush now Becky, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," he said. "Why do you think I poisoned you?"

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This serves as a warning to anyone who backs into any Ford I own.

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hahaha, nice one

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rofl nice one, i'll be careful in the future

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bwhahahahahahaha I love it ..... I needed a laugh today


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hahahaha, thatsa good one

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Bwhahahahaha!!!

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LOL, remind me never to back into a Ford.

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lol hmmmmmm gives me an idea........my bro back into mah ford a while ago hmmmmmmmmmm..........
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LOL, remind me never to back into a Ford.

so you reckon i should poison the bloke that backed into my car on sunday?

top joke btw wayne!
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