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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-29-04, 11:38 PM Thread Starter
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(Joke) Another Irish Joke

It might be a repost im not sure but here it is !!!!!!!!!!

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like
he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is
broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he
must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible
lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have
something in your hand?"

"That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of
beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

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[For those clubs that think we have more then 1 president i hope this clarifys things for you.

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Haha nice one
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hahaha, nice

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hehehe that's a good one!

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pmsl Great one Cobra!!!
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