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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-29-04, 11:34 PM Thread Starter
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(Joke) Cinderella

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a full life with the now departed
Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair watching theworld go by with
her cat Allan.

One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother. Cinderella
said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doinghereafter all these years?"

The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good
wholesome life since we last met, I have decide to grant you three wishes.
"Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely wealthy",she said.
Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Allan, her cat, jumped
off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch quivering with fear.

"Oh thank you Fairy Godmother," said Cinderella. "Is there anything else
you might wish for", asked the Fairy Godmother.

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I was young,
beautiful and had the body I once had."

At once, her wish was granted. Fairy Godmother said, "You have one wish
remaining, what shall you have?"

Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said, "I wish you
to turn Allan, my old cat, into a handsome young man."

Magically, before them, stood a young man with the looks and body that no
other man could match.

The Fairy Godmother said "Cinderella. Enjoy your new life." and with that
she was gone.

For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Allan looked into each other's eyes.
Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunning man she had ever
seen. Then Allan walked over to Cinderella and held her close in his
muscular arms. He leant close to her ear and whispered in a warm breath.
"Bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don't you?"

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[For those clubs that think we have more then 1 president i hope this clarifys things for you.

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Hahaha, good one. I still feel bad about desexing my cat.

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Haha sweet!
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thats damn funny...

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LMAO thats a good one!!

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good one Cobra
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he aslo said, I thought u were a lesbian, all u do all day is play with ur pussy..... LOL

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Haha, poor bloke!

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