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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-18-02, 08:29 PM Thread Starter
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> >This guy is flying down the road and he comes over the top of a
>bridge.
> >Sure enough, on the other side there is sitting a cop with a
>radar gun.
> >The cop pulls the guy over, walks up to the car and asks,
>"What's the
> >hurry?"
> >The guy replies, "I'm late for work."
> >"Oh yeah", says the cop, "what do you do?"
> >The guy responds, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
> >The cop says "What!?!?!? a rectum stretcher, and what does a
>rectum
> >stretcher do?"
> >The guy says, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way
>up to two
> >fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work
>until I can
> >get both hands in there and then, I slowly stretch it until it's
>about 6
> >foot wide"
> >The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?'
> >The guy replies, "You give him a radar gun and park him at the
>end of a
> >bridge..."
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LMAO!!! oh man, this is a classic! i love it! hehehehe

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LMAO...great one

Do I really have to write something funny in here?

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haha!!

I love it!!

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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-18-02, 11:20 PM
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Yea I bet he would have got off his ticket too!

Good one and well put as well...

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