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Old 02-18-2002, 21:29   #1 (permalink)
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joke of the day

> >This guy is flying down the road and he comes over the top of a
>bridge.
> >Sure enough, on the other side there is sitting a cop with a
>radar gun.
> >The cop pulls the guy over, walks up to the car and asks,
>"What's the
> >hurry?"
> >The guy replies, "I'm late for work."
> >"Oh yeah", says the cop, "what do you do?"
> >The guy responds, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
> >The cop says "What!?!?!? a rectum stretcher, and what does a
>rectum
> >stretcher do?"
> >The guy says, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way
>up to two
> >fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work
>until I can
> >get both hands in there and then, I slowly stretch it until it's
>about 6
> >foot wide"
> >The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?'
> >The guy replies, "You give him a radar gun and park him at the
>end of a
> >bridge..."
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LMAO!!! oh man, this is a classic! i love it! hehehehe
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Old 02-18-2002, 21:40   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02-18-2002, 22:43   #4 (permalink)
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LMAO...great one
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Old 02-18-2002, 22:48   #5 (permalink)
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haha!!

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Old 02-19-2002, 00:20   #6 (permalink)
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Yea I bet he would have got off his ticket too!

Good one and well put as well...
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Old 02-19-2002, 05:28   #7 (permalink)
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