joke of the day
> >This guy is flying down the road and he comes over the top of a
> >Sure enough, on the other side there is sitting a cop with a
> >The cop pulls the guy over, walks up to the car and asks,
> >The guy replies, "I'm late for work."
> >"Oh yeah", says the cop, "what do you do?"
> >The guy responds, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
> >The cop says "What!?!?!? a rectum stretcher, and what does a
> >stretcher do?"
> >The guy says, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way
>up to two
> >fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work
>until I can
> >get both hands in there and then, I slowly stretch it until it's
> >foot wide"
> >The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?'
> >The guy replies, "You give him a radar gun and park him at the
>end of a