Joke: First day at work :) - Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars
The Pub For General Discussion

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-07-04, 10:28 PM Thread Starter
Sideways..
 
XF Falcon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Western Australia
Age: 36
Posts: 1,652
Joke: First day at work :)

On his first day, the trainee dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:

"Get me a F***ING cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded:

"You fool, you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No," replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"

The trainee shouted back:

"And do you know who YOU are F***ING talking to, you idiot?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.

"Thank F*** for that!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.


Xtreme 275.6 rwkw, 12.93 sec quater, Phoon CAI, Siemens Injectors, StealthFX BOV with XBOX entertainment.
XF Falcon is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-07-04, 10:40 PM
true blue thru & thru
 
big_pete's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Photo-Choppin'
Age: 32
Posts: 1,387
Re: Joke: First day at work :)

haha
nice!

big_pete is offline  
post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-07-04, 11:11 PM
Falcontastic.
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Bendigo,Victoria.
Age: 40
Posts: 6,039
Re: Joke: First day at work :)

Ha good one.

AU II XR8
Herrod mod's,mmmn.
XW Wagon 221-2V,
Laser a maser.
galaxy xr8 is offline  
post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-07-04, 11:14 PM
Veteran Ford Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dazed And Confused...
Age: 35
Posts: 3,143
Re: Joke: First day at work :)

Haha nice.

There is an Army urban legend a little like that:
Its about 2am and really quiet over the radio net when a voice pops in and says " I am soo ****in bored". The control stations comes back and says "unidentified station identify yourself". The reply "Im not that ****in bored!"
BlueAU is offline  
post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-07-04, 11:18 PM
Registered User
 
Pik0's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Age: 31
Posts: 645
Re: Joke: First day at work :)

Lol!!

Only milk and juice come in 2 Litres...

Protien, Creatine, and other supplements all below retail, PM me for a price list...

Quote:
Originally Posted by RED_EL_XR8
...his sheep shagging buddy with the loser sideburns.
Pik0 is offline  
post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-08-04, 12:00 AM
www.fpvxrclubact.com
 
Hoops's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Canberra
Age: 42
Posts: 595
Re: Joke: First day at work :)

Its an oldie but still good for a laugh.
Hoops is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

  Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars > Fordforums Community > The Pub


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
XF ghia dash speedo wont work in XF Falcon rodzxf Interior | Electrical | ECU 13 11-05-03 04:20 AM
work has comenced 460cixy The Pub 22 07-13-03 09:10 AM
Part Time Uni - Full Time work can I survive? carazy The Pub 25 07-04-03 03:48 AM
Our tax dollars (and revenue) at work... Grunter The Pub 14 06-06-03 01:44 AM
Blonde joke stretch The Pub 0 05-12-02 05:32 AM

Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome