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Old 11-28-2001, 02:53   #1 (permalink)
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Joke. Ford vs God

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HEAVENLY INVENTIONS

Henry Ford died and went to heaven. At the gates, an angel told
Ford,
"Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the assembly line, changed the world. As a reward, you can hangout with anyone you want to in Heaven."

Ford thinks about it and says, "I want to hang out with God Himself."
The be-feathered fellow at the Gates took Ford to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
Ford then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Ford, "you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is very costly.
4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing.
5. It is out of commission 5 or 6 of every 28 days.
6. The rear end wobbles too much.
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.

"Hmmm," replied God, "hold on." God went to the Celestial Super
computer, typed in a few keystrokes, and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replied to Henry Ford, "but according to statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours!"
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LOL OK, so Fords are the second best invention then!
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Seen it before. But "GOD" was it funny at the time...
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still the most important thing, henry's invention doesn't talk back. :D
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still the most important thing, henry's invention doesn't talk back. :D
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hehe...very good.

I liked that thoroughly.:s5 :s5 :s5
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sorry kell, couldn't resist it! :D

well, not all women talk back! only the ones who's chains have been made can talk back. if the chain is the right length, she can't get out of the kitchen, and the sound of her voice wouldn't reach that far.

ok, i am just kidding kelli! i'm not like that... i have an utmost respect for women. especially those who drive V8 Falcons! :D
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Thought you were signing your own death warrant for a moment there dude... hehehehe :-)
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nah nah... i'm not a prick...
i'm just a cheeky bastard! hehe
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