kinobi

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on
the side of the road, he stopped and offered
her a lift which she accepted. She got in
and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to
open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had
a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthfully
slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at
him and immediately said, "Father, remember
psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized
profusely. He forced himself to remove his
hand. However, he was unable to remove his
eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his
hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized.
"Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave
him a meaningful glance and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest
rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up
psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek,
further up, you will find glory."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Always be well informed in your job, or you
might miss a great opportunity!

The Fonz

Psalm 129 was also a album by Ministry.

good use of the Psalm I must say. I'll find some more sillier ones than that im sure....