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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-13-03, 02:43 AM Thread Starter
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Joke time!

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist."

And at that point, the proctologist fainted.
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lol good one mate !
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hehe nice one.

Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? People can call you Hoju.
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