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As the wife and I headed off on a romantic holiday we talked about what kinky things we'd like to do to each other.
she said, " I've always wanted to be handcuffed", so I hid a kilo of coke in her suitcase.

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Velcro?.......What a rip off.

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I named my dog Fetch. The poor b****** doesn't know whether he's coming or going


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I swallowed some scrabble letters by accident. My next s*** could spell trouble.
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Re: Jokes .

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again"

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^ is that what you would call a legless session ? .....................I'll get my coat .
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