OK, I've now created aa thread for jokes. Don't have to be car related, just funny. Here's one to start the ball rolling. One more thing, these are JOKES, they are supposed to be funny so if you are hypersensitive (pritesh) don't get upset, laugh instead!
Brucie was reading over the contents of KY Jelly to his lover,
"Stevie, hon, I see that KY is now Y2K compliant."
"Well, it's about time. It's only 2001, you big silly. Anyway,
how could KY Jelly be Y2K compliant?"
"Because now you can insert four digits where previously you
could only insert two!"
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.