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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 11-25-04, 06:27 PM Thread Starter
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Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded

Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the
Battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her

Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is f....g her.

Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't ****ing listen.

Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it's like to live with an
Irritating c..t once in a while too.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?
A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.

Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at
Least 13 years old.

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.

Q. What do you get when you cross two black people?
A. Your ass kicked.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty
miles an hour.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your
new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.

Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A. You know she'll swallow.

Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on
the same day in Iraq?
A. They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the
house?
A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.
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Haha, very funny, but I am not easily offended, I am sure there will be some unhappy campers on here after reading some of them. I'm not one of them mind you.

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some are pretty funny... some i'm sure will offend though

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hahahaha nice ones stevo


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Good stuff.
Had a laugh too!

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Moved here to be on the safe side...

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Lmao good ones
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haha I love it.

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Those jokes are brilliant! I nearly lost my mouthful of drink when I read the answer to the first one.

Love the one about crossing 2 black men.

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