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A man was building a house by himself and had just finished the brickwork but realised he still had many, many bricks left over. He decided that because there were so many bricks he would build a Garage to accompany his magnificent house.

So he built a particularly spacious 3 car garage to accompany his house, and of course the matching bricks complemented the house.

The man then realised that he still had a lot of bricks left over. This time he decided to build a shed out the back. After he had finished his rather large shed (easily big enough to fit his ride on lawnmower, all of his tools and an old GT he was fixing up) he realised that again he had plenty of bricks left over.

Now he was getting rather impatient, but rather than wasting the bricks he continued to build. This time he built a dog house, a bird bath and paved his whole back yard. Finally the huge pile was gone, except for one single lonely brick. The man looked at the brick, and couldn't find anywhere to put it. He couldn't think of anything else to do, so he threw it in the air.

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ill get back to you once i work it out

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dcflick - who you calling stoopid? :p

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I'm still scratching my head!

Maybe I'm dumb, but could someone explain this cryptic joke to me!

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This entire forum is getting weirder and weirder.
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Awwe come on!

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