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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-17-04, 09:33 PM Thread Starter
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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?" The
monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a
joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going
toget a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the
river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps
to the side, then asks the lizard, "whats the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,
finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he
looks up and says "hey!" the Monkey looks down and says
"faaaaaaark.......how much water did you drink?!!"

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Ok, either i just read this on email this mornin or its a

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hahahaha good one pete
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