Just for equality
Q: What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles?
A: Re-load and carry on shooting.
Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: Because it only attacks the brain
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.
Q: What was the first man on the moon?
A: A good start.
Q: A couple are lying in bed. The man says: "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
A: The woman says: "I'll really miss you"
Q: What takes longer to make, a snowman or a snowwoman?
A: A snowman, because you have to hollow out the head first
Q: What is the difference between a Yeti and an intelligent man?
A: It is believed that a Yeti has been sighted.
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?
A: Who cares?
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
A: Three, if you spread them very thinly.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes.