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Old 03-30-2002, 15:51   #1 (permalink)
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Q: What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles?
A: Re-load and carry on shooting.

Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: Because it only attacks the brain

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.

Q: What was the first man on the moon?
A: A good start.

Q: A couple are lying in bed. The man says: "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
A: The woman says: "I'll really miss you"

Q: What takes longer to make, a snowman or a snowwoman?
A: A snowman, because you have to hollow out the head first

Q: What is the difference between a Yeti and an intelligent man?
A: It is believed that a Yeti has been sighted.

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?
A: Who cares?

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.

Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
A: Three, if you spread them very thinly.

Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes.
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Old 03-30-2002, 18:22   #2 (permalink)
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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