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Ford Fanatic · 04-11-2003, 18:03

Can't believe I'm posting this...

How to speak Kiwi - For bist ifict, rid thes out aloud!

Milburn - capital of Victoria
Peck - to fill a suitcase
Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
Pigs - for hanging out washing with
Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
Pug - large animal with a curly tail
Nin tin dough - computer game
Munner stroney - soup
Min - male of the species
Mess Kara - eye makeup
McKennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Leather - foam produced from soap
Lift - departed
Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps - potato chips
Ken's - Cairns
Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
Inner me - enemy
Guess - vapour
Fush - marine creatures
Fitter cheney - type of pasta
Ever cardeau - avocado
Fear hear - blonde
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
Duffy cult - not easy
Amejen - visualise
Day old chuck - very young poultry
Bug hut - popular recording
Bun button - been bitten by insect
Beard - a place to sleep
Chully Bun - Esky
Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
Beers - large savage animals found in US forests
Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
One Doze - well known computer program
Sex - one less than sivven
Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport

XWJG34 · 04-11-2003, 18:07

That's choice bro!

dave_au · 04-11-2003, 18:30

BETTING = "Betting Gloves" are worn by "Betsmen" in "Crucket"
BRIST = Part of the human anatomy between the "Nick" and the "Billy"
RUST Part of the human anatomy between the "Fungers" and the "ilbow"
BUGGER = As in "My dad's bugger then yours"
FUSHEN CHUPS = What good Catholics eat each Friday.
CHULLY BUN = "Chilly Bin" also known as an Esky or Cold Box
COME YOUSE = Controversial captain of the Australian Cricket team resigned tearfully in favour of Allan Border. "Come" insisted thut all deliveries be over arm. Full Name: Kimberley John Hughes.
DIMMER KRETZ = Those who believe in Democracy.
ERROR BUCK = Language spoken in countries like "Surria", "E-Jupp" &"Libernon"
EKKA DYMOCKS = University Staff
CHICK OUT CHUCKS = Supermarket point of sale operators.
SENDLES = Sandles, thongs & open shoes.
COLOUR = Terminator, violent forecloser of human life, murderer
CUSS = Kiss
DUCK HID = Term of abuse directed mainly at males.
PHAR LAP = NZ's famous horse christened "Phillip" but was incorrectly written down as "Phar Lap" by an Australian Racing official who was not well versed in KIWIESE
DUNNESTY = US Television soap opera starred Joan Collins as Elixirs Kerrungton
ERROR ROUTE = Arnott's famous oval shaped "mulk error route buskets"