My only gripe with The Colonel is the size of serves. How can they call it a "meal"?!?!?!?! .. *waits for the 3FB boys to chime in with rowdy support*
I mean, if you were a kiddy of about 8, it would be a "meal"... but for a fully grown man (and I mean FULLY grown

) it barely constitutes a snack!
... and don't get me started on their regime of selecting pieces when you buy a bucket... A WING IS NOT ONE F*CKING PIECE!!!
/me stops the ranting and goes looking for Zinger vouchers