Ladies night out
One for the lasses, got it an email the other day, pretty smart!
Ladies Night out
One night four girls went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of them, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer went over to them, the 1st girl licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of them, the third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. The fourth girl was worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. Her relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!!
Now everyone's attention is focused on the 4th girl, and the guy is egging her on to try to top the $50. Her brain was churning as she reached for her wallet....
What could she do????
She got out her ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his arse and grabbed the eighty dollars.
Smart bitch aint she! (Could blokes try this at MG's or goldfingers...wack it on the plastic!)