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Old 05-23-2003, 02:58   #1 (permalink)
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lame jokes galour!

what sort of pies fly?......: MAGPIES

what does a chef do when he gets majorly pissed off?....: he beats the eggs and he whipps the butter

what sort of milk fly's?......: Plain

why was the beach angry?.......:cause the sea-weed

what did the sea say to the sand?.....nothing it waved

why did the tomato blush?....cause he saw the salad dressing

hope that lighten'su up a bit i wish i could go out and get drunk but i cant...:( gotta lose 50 kgs
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Why did the cow blush?..... it saw the nature strip.
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Re: lame jokes galour!

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hope that lighten'su up a bit i wish i could go out and get drunk but i cant...:( gotta lose 50 kgs
That ain't no excuse NOT to drink !!! Just don't eat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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weak. but acceptable
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Old 05-26-2003, 06:14   #5 (permalink)
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Why subject people to those jokes...it's painful

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Hey sundeep! Haven't seen you here for a while!
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