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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-26-04, 05:19 AM Thread Starter
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The Lawyer

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw
two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his
driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one of the men, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have
to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there
under that tree."

"Bring then along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor
man he stated, "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice said, "But, sir, I also have a
wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor
fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for
taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the
grass is almost a foot high!"


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hahaha an oldie but still a goodie!!

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that is so funny. i havent heard that before and i am cracking up. maybe they could come around to my place afterwards :-)

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Haha nice!
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Hehe, gotta tell that one to my lawyer mate.
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I havent laughed that hard is along time...

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Hhaha new one for me....good find!

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I like it. LOL

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hahaha yeah thats a new one for me too

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haha never heard that one before...rofl
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