A lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off
to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes
flying along too close to the kerb and takes off
the door before speeding off.
Distraught, the lawyer grabs his mobile and calls the cops. Five minutes
later, the police arrive. Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions,
the lawyer starts screaming hysterically:
"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's
with the panel beater it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in
disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are," he
says. "You lot are so focused on your
possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the lawyer.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off
when the truck hit you."
The lawyer looks down in absolute horror. "F***ing hell!" he screams.
"Where's my Rolex?"