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Old 06-03-2004, 04:23   #1 (permalink)
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A BRUNETTE, A REDHEAD & A BLONDE all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
Every day, they noticed their boss left work early.

One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right
behind her. After all, she never called in or came back to the office when
she left early, so how was she to know?

The next day, they all three left the office right after the boss left.
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and
went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the health
club before meeting her dinner date.

The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to the
bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly, quietly, she
cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS.
Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day at coffee break, the brunette and redhead decided they were leaving early again, and asked
the blonde if she was coming with them.

"NO WAY," she exclaimed, "I almost got caught yesterday"
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Old 06-03-2004, 04:35   #2 (permalink)
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heheeheheeheheheheheheehehehheheheh. what a dumb blonde. havent herad a blonde joke in a while
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Old 06-03-2004, 05:29   #3 (permalink)
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Another Blonde joke for you all :
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Sydney to Perth,
the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines
has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take
an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine
has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours.
But don't worry . . .we can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine
has failed and our arrival will be delayed another hour.
But don't worry... we still have one engine left."
Sherry, a young blonde passenger turned to the man in the
next seat and sighed, ....
..."If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
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Old 06-03-2004, 05:59   #4 (permalink)
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lol havnt heard many blonde jokes yet it's good to see some
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Old 06-03-2004, 06:14   #5 (permalink)
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's
have a nice cup of tea, and then....."

he said with a deep sigh "...

"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
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Old 06-03-2004, 06:30   #6 (permalink)
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haha there is nothing like some good blond jokes, maybe irish ones!
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lmao, ive heard them all, all so funny again

ive got one:

one day two blondes were driving around in their car then suddenly they hit something and it left a big dent in the side of the car so they took it to the panel beaters and asked if they can fix it, they said "its easy one hit and it will pop back out" so they went home and one of the blondes start blowing into the exhaust pipe and then the other blonde walks up and asks what she is doing, the first blonde said "i am trying to get the dent out of the car" the other blonde said " no no your doing it all wrong, thats not how you do it, you have to tape the windows up first"
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Old 06-03-2004, 06:55   #8 (permalink)
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nice one kel, havent heard that one before
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"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

Bahahahahaha
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ahh good stuff, nothing like some good blonde jokes early in the morning

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