lets pretend were married... joke
LET'S PRETEND WE'RE MARRIED
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same
sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go
to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower.
In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says,
"I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you
could possibly get me another blanket?"
The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, "I have a better
idea, just for tonight, let's make pretend that we're married."
The man says happily, "OK!" AWESOME!"
And the woman says,
"GOOD .... now go and get your own damn blanket!!!"