Previous ride: EBII V8 Manual Ghia spring roll.
Current ride: 1970 ZC 351 Fairlane Custom.. (estimated 350ftlb @ 2000rpm.. max torque 420ftlb at 4500rpm.. with standard exhaust manifold!)
There once was a man who we will call Skaife
Who loved prawns and shoved them in his face
But the prawns were not good
So he ran as fast as he could
The time he spent in the crapper was a disgrace!
__________________ Slothmobile™n. (slōthmōbēl)
Off-white EL Series II Falcon GLi Sapphire (4.0L Slothmatic™) with K&N Filtercharger, Tickford Sports Suspension, DBA Longlife Gold (front), DBA Longlife Slotted (rear) and Bendix Ultimates all round. Driven by The Slothman™.
there was a young guy known as Norman,
who spent to much time in Ford forums.
tried to post avatar,
and put up his car,
but got booted, for Driving a Holden!
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" i will own another V8, just what type of body it's in is another question. "
Released was a car with so much expected,
Recalled the next day and hence was rejected,
Ford marketing cried "its multipoint injected!",
But more to the point - no V-8 detected!
The consumer grew weary of blue oval blunders,
Head gaskets, suspension, cars roasted in numbers,
"Car's in for a week" the Ford dealer mumbles,
"Stuff it, you keep it!" the Ford owner grumbles!
There's a car Ford once produced in the years of old,
Was called the Ford Landau or so I'm told,
Painted in the finest of metallic grecian gold,
Its ornate grille looks so neat and flash completely bold,
It was a marque of luxury that simply broke the mould,
A wonder to Ford marketing why they never sold.
MMMMMMMMM . I never said it was tripe !!!!!!!
Just made the comment that limmericks r more fun.
My rhyme meter does not detect a reading
It's an education in poetry you are needing
The wealth of info is huge
So don't be a stooge
Get out there and start heeding!
:s6:
__________________ Slothmobile™n. (slōthmōbēl)
Off-white EL Series II Falcon GLi Sapphire (4.0L Slothmatic™) with K&N Filtercharger, Tickford Sports Suspension, DBA Longlife Gold (front), DBA Longlife Slotted (rear) and Bendix Ultimates all round. Driven by The Slothman™.
Previous ride: EBII V8 Manual Ghia spring roll.
Current ride: 1970 ZC 351 Fairlane Custom.. (estimated 350ftlb @ 2000rpm.. max torque 420ftlb at 4500rpm.. with standard exhaust manifold!)
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