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limerick thread

myxr6 had a gripe.
and said that all haiku was tripe.
well there's now other threads
to fulfill your request,
and now you can rhyme all you like.

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Who loved prawns and shoved them in his face
But the prawns were not good
So he ran as fast as he could
The time he spent in the crapper was a disgrace!

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there was a young guy known as Norman,
who spent to much time in Ford forums.
tried to post avatar,
and put up his car,
but got booted, for Driving a Holden!

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Ode to the EA

Released was a car with so much expected,
Recalled the next day and hence was rejected,
Ford marketing cried "its multipoint injected!",
But more to the point - no V-8 detected!

The consumer grew weary of blue oval blunders,
Head gaskets, suspension, cars roasted in numbers,
"Car's in for a week" the Ford dealer mumbles,
"Stuff it, you keep it!" the Ford owner grumbles!

*Retired.

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Landbarge
(Dedicated to Donut King)

There's a car Ford once produced in the years of old,
Was called the Ford Landau or so I'm told,
Painted in the finest of metallic grecian gold,
Its ornate grille looks so neat and flash completely bold,
It was a marque of luxury that simply broke the mould,
A wonder to Ford marketing why they never sold.

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MMMMMMMMM . I never said it was tripe !!!!!!!
Just made the comment that limmericks r more fun.
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MMMMMMMMM . I never said it was tripe !!!!!!!
Just made the comment that limmericks r more fun.
My rhyme meter does not detect a reading
It's an education in poetry you are needing
The wealth of info is huge
So don't be a stooge
Get out there and start heeding!

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myxr6 dont despair,
you neednt pull out all your hair,
i thought to myself "strike!
no words rhyme with gripe!"
so sorry if i got you wrong there.

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