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Little Johnny joke

A Gift from Little Johnny...

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their
The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said,
"I bet I know what
it is - it's some flowers!" "That's right!" shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up,
shook it and said.
"I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!" "That's right!" shouted the
little girl.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, little johnny.
The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking.
She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," little johnny answered.

The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," he answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"

Little johnny replied, "A puppy!"

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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