The Lone Ranger!!!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent set up, they fell asleep.
Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend and says, Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.?"
Tonto replies, "Me see Millions of stars."
What does that tell you?" asked the Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute, then says,
Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says,
Tonto, you ****ing idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"
Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....