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Old 07-21-2003, 15:06   #1 (permalink)
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biggrin The Lone Ranger!!!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got

their tent set up, they fell asleep.

Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend and says, Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.?"

Tonto replies, "Me see Millions of stars."

What does that tell you?" asked the Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute, then says,

Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies

and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and

insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says,

Tonto, you ****ing idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"
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lol, good one
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104625, can't you get newer jokes? this one is as old as they come!
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sorry big_red_truck i'll try better next time!!!
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Re: The Lone Ranger!!!

The lone ranger and tonto are riding one day and the lone ranger ask's tonto what he can hear tonto says "nothing but i check ground" tonto jumps of his horse and places his ear to the ground to listen he then replies "horse's come" the lone rager asks tonto if he can hear them to which tonto replies NO but how do you know asks the lone ranger tonto says "stickey ear"
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Re: The Lone Ranger!!!

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104625, can't you get newer jokes? this one is as old as they come!
That time of the month is it?

Chill out mate, some of us hadn't heard it, and found it quite funny.
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