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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-26-04, 03:38 AM Thread Starter
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Look what I found.

I found this somwhere.
Can't remember where.

- I'd kill for a noble peace prize.
- Borrow money from pessimists - they dont expect it back.
- Half the people you know are below average.
- 42.7 statistics are made up on the spot.
- A clear consience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
- OK, so whats the speed of the dark?
- how do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Re: Look what I found.

Originally Posted by B-1B
- OK, so whats the speed of the dark?
From what iv'e heard, pretty slow.
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With the Darkhorse Speed Control Unit™ you can see the speed of Dark


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Re: Look what I found.

@ the Speed of Dark!

A couple more to add are:
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

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These are nearly as bad as my jokes in the Asylum

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