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Old 02-17-2004, 02:21   #1 (permalink)
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Lose Of Weight By Sex

It's known that sex is a good form of body movement, but (until recently) there was never any study about burning calories by several sexual activities. After a deepgoing study, we can now proudly present you these results :

Taking off her clothes
With her authorisation ..................... 12 calories
Without her authorisation ..............187 calories

Detaching her bra
With both hands...................................8 calories
With one hand....................................12 calories
With your teeth................................... 85 calories

Putting a condom on
With an erection.................................... 6 calories
Without an erection.......................... 315 calories

Foreplay
Trying to find the clitoris....................... 8 calories
Trying to find the g spot.................... 92 calories

Positions
Missionary............................................12 calories
69 lying down ......................................78 calories
69 standing ..................................... 112 calories
Wheelbarrow.................................... 216 calories
Doggy style ...................................... 326 calories
Italian chandelier............................. 912 calories

Orgasm
Real ...................................................112 calories
Fake ..................................................315 calories

Post-Orgasm
Cuddling in bed ..................................................................18 calories
Standing up immediately .................................................36 calories
Explaining why youíre leaving so sudden ................. 816 calories

Getting a second erection when you're:
20-29 years old .................................36 calories
30-39 years old................................. 80 calories
40-49 years old............................... 124 calories
50-59 years old............................... 972 calories
60-69 years old............................ 2916 calories
70 or older .....................................results arenít in yet

Getting dressed afterwards
Calm .....................................................................................32 calories
In a hurry .............................................................................98 calories
While her dad is slamming on the door .................. 1218 calories
While your wife is slamming on the door..................3521 calories
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muhaha! ripper! nice one!!!!
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geez` - seems I'm anorexic!
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Hahaha nice one Project!
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Italian chandelier............................. 912 calories
Can someone explain this one
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http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/chanposakait.html


I wish to add .. I just found that site it was NOT bookmarked so there
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While her dad is slamming on the door .................. 1218 calories
While your wife is slamming on the door..................3521 calories
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Trying to find the clitoris....................... 8 calories
Trying to find the g spot.................... 92 calories
Um,........... what are these???




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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What a pisser!
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