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Old 08-11-2002, 23:57   #1 (permalink)
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Luck of the Irish

There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on
death row. The Warden gave them a choice of three ways
to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow
death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
Boom, he was dead. Then the Italian said, "Just hang
me." (Snap, he was dead.) Then the Irishman said,
"Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the
shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The Guards
looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with
this guy. Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one
of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was
laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he
doubled over. Finally the warden said, "What is wrong
with you?" The Irishman replied, "You guys are so
stupid.....I'm wearing a condom.
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