3Toed

FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's
not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One
who's loves to listen long, One who thinks before he
speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his
cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens
my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh!
Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what
to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this
man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit
on my friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I
look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store. Amen.

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VH-PBC

Haha, short and sweet. That's the way to go!

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honer

lol nice one 3T :D

Tripper

you missed a bit on the male prayer she must also own a XYGTHO

threefiftyone8

Hahaha, Thats unbelivably accurate.. With your style perhaps i should pray.

EFJase

Spot on.
I hope that her owning a bottelo implies shes rich:)


Jase

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