Male Sensitivity Test
Q1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as :
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
Q2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've
both shared :
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
Q3. You time your orgasm so that :
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.
Q4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is :
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out
Q5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
Q6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last
month. You tell her that it is :
A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
Q7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is :
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.
Q8. Foreplay is to sex as :
A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
Q9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying
at the end of a relationship ?
A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."
Q10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate :
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place