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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-12-02, 09:58 PM Thread Starter
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A Mans Perfect Breakfast

You're sitting at the breakfast table...

- Your son's picture is on the cover of Time.
- Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune.
- Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy.
- Your wife is on the back of the milk carton

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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Good one!

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- Your wife is on the back of the milk carton
You mean you want her found and returned???
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You mean you want her found and returned???
One has to pretend one cares.
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One has to pretend one cares.
To who? She is gone!!!

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