A Mans Perfect Breakfast
You're sitting at the breakfast table...
- Your son's picture is on the cover of Time.
- Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune.
- Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy.
- Your wife is on the back of the milk carton
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.