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Old 07-15-2004, 06:41   #1 (permalink)
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The Marine

The train was quite crowded, so the U.S. Marine walked its entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed middle-aged French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no-one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat". The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word: he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold your fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!
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Old 07-15-2004, 06:44   #2 (permalink)
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hahahahaha

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Old 07-15-2004, 06:50   #3 (permalink)
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hahaha good one
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Old 07-15-2004, 23:57   #4 (permalink)
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lmao nice one
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haha' i hate seat hoggers
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Old 07-16-2004, 00:45   #6 (permalink)
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Haha very nice!
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Old 07-16-2004, 03:36   #7 (permalink)
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lol yet again a good joke
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Hahaha woulda loved to see that!!!
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God I hate poodles
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haha good one. i wouldve sat on the poodle
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